- Card Reads "Happy Birthday! You Don't Look A Day Older Than When I Met You. I Swear To God, It's Like You're Frickin John Stamos Or Something."
- Blank inside
- A2 size (4 1/4"x 5 1/2" when folded)
- Printed in Denver, Colorado on Brown Bag Kraft envelope (100% Recycled)
- Illustrated in Colorado by Mountains vs Plains